Everything here can be yours: (click the image to see it bigger and more desirable)     ORIGINAL ART- you'll note on each page of illustrations or design work, an icon reading "original available" in the corner. If you're interested in buying that piece, please email me, at matt "at" thedreamerandthefool "dot" com, and try to reference the piece in question in the subject box. That way i'll be excited about reading it. email me for prices THE 8x10 GLOSSY PRINTS- the story on these is that you can have ANY PAINTING on my website, as a high-resolution print, on super slick glossy 8x10 paper. They look classy, shine really nice, and make excellent gifts. They're also only 10 dollars, including postage! I am, i fact, GIVING them away! Simply reference the piece(s) in an email or through the paypal comment box. 10.00 each POSTCARDS!- okay, thing one here is that these are great. Relying heaviliy on the 'things look better when they're smaller or farther away' theory, i have made a bunch of these super fun postcard sized (4x6") painting reprints. Trust me, these are awesome. They function as postcards, can be send through the mail, and can be ordered singularly or in 'mix-and-match' bunches. If you want one 'remorseless' and two 'hoarding for winter', it's totally possible! Just email or paypal me with what you're interested in, and i'll make it happen on my end. 2.00 each 5 for 8.00 10 for 15.00 POSTCARD PACK #1- in my ongoing effort to make small groupings of fun stuff, i have this to offer - 5 postcards, ready to be written on and sent through our friend, the postal service. One of two of the remaining 'punk rock concepts' one can find in the world. The other one, by the way, is the library. Anyway, 5 postcards, all super violent and hilarious. For individual scans of each, look in the illustration section. 5.00 for one pack, 9.00 for two FREE WALLPAPER!- dying to support the arts, yet finding yourself poor? I reside in that boat as well, and therefore humbly present my collection of free wallpapers. simply click the corresponding link, and do the whole right click and "save as" on the image. there are three choices - one cute, two super violent. all bases covered! cute elephant design - 1280 x 1024 | 1024x 768 | 800 x 600 not cute chainsaw design - 1280 x 1024 | 1024 x 768 | 800 x 600 mildy adorable bear trap design - 1280 x 1024 | 1024 x 768 | 800 x 600 free! NEXT STOP ADVENTURE #1 ZINE!- officially available online for the first time, this is a small 12 page collection of stories from a bike adventure i attempted a couple years back. It's getting rave reviews everywhere, so go ahead and get this, it's funny, it involves bikes, and has some black and white drawings i did, too. But more than anything it's just funny. 1.00 ETCHINGS!- 2 "birdfight" ones left! JUST TWO OF THEM! the only etchings i have left for sale are the 'bird fight' and the 'inhabitation' prints. The other 3 are all sold out. See, you should've acted faster. Now's your chance. 'Bird Fight' is about 10x15" (15.00), and 'Inhabition' is 16x21' (20.00). 15.00 / 20.00 PATCHES! CHECK THEM OUT, THERE'S NEW ONES!- fun with fabric! Show your alliance to bikes and compassion, or your unmoving stance on the current environmental problems earth is facing. Both handprinted block prints (!) one of which microcosm publishing is selling for me, the other of which is a utah phillips quote, made famous by the book "bomb the suburbs". I think it was also on a tragedy shirt. Images below. .75 each 4 for 2.00 6 for 3.00 etc TATTOO DESIGNS!- only because i get asked so often, i will open the flood gates. Yes, i design tattoos. And generally, they're pretty cheap. Email me and we'll talk, but they usually go for like 15.00 - 35.00, depending on how intricate and such. That's where the email comes in. 15.00 and up SCREENPRINTED POSTERS!- i made these as a celebratory poster to burn all the bridges to the town i just moved from. Young Team Manager is the collective name for some friends of mine and I. But it's a 2-color, 12 x 18", nice beige-olive paper stock, screenprinted poster. Super sale price of 5.00! Insane! 5.00! RARE ETCHING! ONE COLOR!- one. i have ONE of these. Ever. Test print of the last plate of my birdfight etching - just the black color. If this was a record it would be a rare OOP test print. On fancy printmaking paper, and everything. Act now, while christmas is still only "on the way"... 10.00 PAYMENT INFORMATION i take paypal, directed to 'nextstopadventure "at" gmail "dot" com', which can be accessed through the button to the right. Just input what you want, and figure out the total price on your own. Scary, huh? I'm all for hand-done math. Long division was great. If, however, you don't have a paypal account, email me and we can talk other mailorder methods, such as money orders, well-concealed cash, and treasure maps. Shipping is included on everything. For international orders, email me first and we'll figure it out.